YES.

Also, everyone should listen to this song. <33

OH SHI-

For the last two weeks whenever I’m watching TV, and even when I’m not, I’ve had to switch to the Weather Channel periodically to make sure I’m not facing IMPENDING DEATH. Why? Because for the last two weeks or so the weather forecast for Alberta has been “Perfect conditions for DOOM!” at which point the meteorologist would break into a peal of maniacal laughter and a crack of thunder would sound in the distance. The thunder, of course, being a complete coincidence seeing as how we’ve had nothing but srsly piss-your-pants-scary storms for the last forever.

Tornadoes have been my worst fear since I was five and today a tornado touched down in some tiny shithole town close to Calgary. Close to me.

Guys. If I suddenly disappear off the face of the internet and if Barty disappears from stuckinthe70’s its safe to assume that I’ve been carried off to Munchkinland.

By “Munchkinland” I of course mean MET A HORRIBLE, WINDY DEATH.

A question for any of my flist who happens to live on Tornado Alley: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH THIS SHIT ALWAYS HANGING OVER YOUR HEAD?? FUCK.

PS: If I ever change my mind about having children, I want my kid to be exactly like the little boy from Return of the Living Dead 2. “That’s why you’re dead, asswipe, you’ve got no brains and a big mouth. *shoves a screwdriver through zombie’s gaping mouth and pushes it off the side of the catwalk*” <33333

So I was looking at screencaps of the OotP Black family tree scene and I noticed something interesting...



THE BLACK FAMILY LOVES STARBUCKS.

TRUFAX.

SO I HEARD THEY CAST REGULUS BLACK FOR HBP...

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE PURE UNADULTERATED RAGE RUNNING THROUGH MY SYSTEM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NEVER, NEVER FELT SO ANGRY IN MY LIFE.

THE NEXT COCKSUCKER TO PISS ME OFF IS GOING TO WISH THEY WERE NEVER BORN.

I...I CAN'T EVEN...

IF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T DO IT RIGHT THEY JUST SHOULDN'T DO IT AT ALL. CUT HIM OUT OF THE MOVIE IF YOU FEEL THE URGE TO CAST SOMEONE WHOSE FACE MAKES ME WANT TO TURN LESBIAN.

brb, going to London. I'll post pics when I come back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8i9k71clE

This is 59 seconds of PURE AWESOME.

"What is this nonsense?!" you might ask? Disney-fied!Animated!Regulus. That's what. I don't know any Spanish but I'm guessing that since the creator calls it a trailer for an animated fanfic that there is much more to come. :D

HOLY CRAP, YOU GUYS. UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY JUST SENT BACK A REPLY TOO!

NOT ONLY DID THEY ACCEPT ME, BUT THEY DID IT WAAAAY EARLIER THAN NORMAL. (THEY SAID I COULD ONLY EXPECT TO KNOW IN, LIKE, MAY.)

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. OH, NO. IT ONLY GET BETTER:

THEY'RE OFFERING ME A FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!!

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EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I GET TO CHOOSE WHERE I GO NOW!

So...pretty much? Life is kind of awesome.

I AM CRYING WITH HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW. GUYS. GUYS. I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO ACAD!!! (That is the Alberta College of Art and Design for those of you who don't know)

THIS MEANS THAT NO MATTER WHAT U OF C SAYS I HAVE A SOLID BACK-UP PLAN. I AM ALLLLL SET. OMFG. :DDDDDD

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*SCREAMS*

*JUMPS*

*FLAILS*

*TEARZ OF JOY*

Guys, I suddenly feel so inferior. D:

Next time I’m at Chapters I am SO picking up all of this guy’s children’s books because srsly HOLY CRAP.

Title: Imaginary Friend
Characters: Regulus Black
Rating: G
Challenge: No
Concrit?: Of course!
Warnings: Traumatic childhood LOLOLOL

( No wonder he was so angsty... )

Okay, so as some of you can guess from my icon, I’m a HUGE Haunted Mansion geek (the ride not the movie) so the other day I was searching DoomBuggies for a piece of concept art when I came across a bunch of pictures of the tombstones that are stationed around the queue:



Huh. I'm getting a vague sense that I’ve read about something like this before, I just can't seem to put my finger on it...XDD

Also, to any of you out there who aren’t watching Dexter yet: START WATCHING IT NOW. SRSLY. IT IS BEYOND AMAZING. ONLY KEYBOARD SMASHING CAN TRULY CONVEY IT’S AWESOME. AJDSHFGJSDHF;SDFHGDHFG;

I’m getting fucking chills just thinking about tomorrow. If this succeeds it’s going to make history, SRSLY.

Remember, Knowledge is free.

Title: Portrait
Characters: Regulus Black
Rating: G
Challenge: No
Concrit?: Is encouraged!
Warnings: Major pattern abuse ahead, oh noes! D:

( I'd so hit that, then again who *wouldn’t*? )

http://www.cracked.com/article_15746_embrace-horror.html

...

I stole this meme from falconwhitaker, because I couldn't resist.

( BEHOLD, MY BAND!!!! )

Well, that was anti-climatic.

New Year’s resolution: Have a more exciting life.

Ehh...at least there’s booze.

This years haul:

* The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories by Tim Burton
* Book filled with Nightmare Before Christmas concept art
* Supernatural season 2 DVD
* The Sims 2 Pets
* MAC gift card
* 8 GB memory stick so I can finally back up all my files
* Lotsa moneyz
* DVD player

And…wait for it people because this is made of awesome:

COREL FUCKING PAINTER X

HSDFGKSHG;SGLKDGHSJ;SGLJHSKKFUGTKSUDHGD

Expect a lot more of my art work to be colored in the future. *g*

EDIT: Just watched the Doctor Who Christmas special. Holy crap guys, it was really sad. :( But yay, Tux!Porn. OH DAVID, I'VE MISSED YOU SO. <3

As many of you may already be aware, the world is apparently going to end in exactly five years, today. This is TRUFAX. Stoners, Mayans and Very Serious narrators in crack documentaries have all told us so, after all.

War, famine, disease, natural disasters...They’re all on a disturbing rise…because as we all know they were never, ever a problem before. I think it’s a good thing that we have experts to point this out for us.

However, what learned scholars, religious folk and crazies didn’t bet on was the fact that I’m a seer too. As such, I’ve had a premonition. *takes on a Trelawney!voice* A premonition of my LJ entry for December 21 2012…

"lol stupid Mayans."

C’mon people, seriously. Nuclear holocaust? Asteroids? Global warming? Pole reversal? Mayan calendars? Pffffft. We need to be focusing on the real threat here:

Zombies.

I strongly advise you all to stock up on crowbars, trench knives, rifles and alcohol. It’s also advisable you invest in a small island in the Galapagos, commence building an Impenetrable Fortress TM on said island and begin making awkward sexual advances on that special someone while you still can. Remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

P.S If the world actually does end *snortgiggle* I’ll be too busy being dead to feel stupid.